i am quoting this a thousand times today.
RIP mike brown.
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season
I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out
I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.
fun fact: me in the white shortsfun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw
does anyone watch big brother and wants 2 dropkick devin or is it just me
All day! I thought I was gonna like him but he is such a tool. Like who the F are you?